I told her once that a guy at work dressed up as the alter-ego to her favorite superhero.

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Margaret always seemed like she was looking for her new best friend.

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My  animal arch-nemesis. Beast from hell, I stabbeth thee.

This is my cow face. It doesn't look anything like me, in real life. I kinda wish it did, I dig that cow's hair.

Pun intended. Sick. Sometimes, this is what my face really looks like. When I first wake up, or when I'm eating barbequed ribs. I would guess my patronus would be an owl. Even though birds kinda freak me out. I am so nerdy and lame. 

This is my fish face. Mmm...soup. This is probably what I look like on the inside. So squishy.

This is my human face. It looks just like me in real life. But with less hair. And more makeup.